Humor Quotes
It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.
When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.
An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.
Perhaps I'm absolutely bonkers and don't know it. Perhaps I'm psychotically mental.
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.
That's the problem, Gaz [Gary Barlow]. I've always loved you in a gay way.
If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.
As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.
And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.
Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.
I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.
I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car.
When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.
My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!
It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.
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