An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

Robbie Williams

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I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

Robbie Williams

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I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.

Robbie Williams

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I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

Robbie Williams

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I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'.

Robbie Williams

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Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Robbie Williams

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