When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

It was like watching my favourite pub burning down.

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!