When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'.