Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

It was like watching my favourite pub burning down.

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!