I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.