I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

The world's a lot more exciting with One Direction in it. And more hearts will genuinely race at a new 1D album than they ever have or will at any Suede album in any time period.

That's the problem, Gaz [Gary Barlow]. I've always loved you in a gay way.

It was like watching my favourite pub burning down.

I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak.