Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Mark Twain

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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

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I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano.

Elton John

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If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Prince

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My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti.

Justin Bieber

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Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

John Lennon

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