Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

I had a feeling once about Mathematics - that I saw it all. Depth beyond depth was revealed to me - the Byss and Abyss. I saw - as one might see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show - a quantity passing through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus. I saw exactly why it happened and why the tergiversation was inevitable but it was after dinner and I let it go.

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.