Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

John Lennon

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

It is conceivable that I might well be reborn as a Chinese coolie. In such case I should lodge a protest.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman