Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

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Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

John Lennon

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I had a feeling once about Mathematics - that I saw it all. Depth beyond depth was revealed to me - the Byss and Abyss. I saw - as one might see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show - a quantity passing through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus. I saw exactly why it happened and why the tergiversation was inevitable but it was after dinner and I let it go.

Winston Churchill

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Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Mick Jagger

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Winston Churchill

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