Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

John Lennon

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman