Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.