Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

John Lennon

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Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Mick Jagger

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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Dwight Eisenhower

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Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Winston Churchill

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Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened because none of us can agree on the order of the words!

Freddie Mercury

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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill

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