Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.