The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.