How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.