God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.