Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four days.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.