Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four days.