I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.