A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

Every house guest brings you happiness. Some when they arrive, and some when they are leaving.

If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it.