My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Winston Churchill

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman