I love to trick or treat. I love dressing up like some kind of monster and knocking on doors. Nobody knows it's me, and I get candy.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.