Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Mr. Gladstone read Homer for fun, which I thought served him right.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.