Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain

It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman