Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it.