Writer And Humorist
Mark Twain
Nov 30, 1835 - Apr 21, 1910
On Nov. 30, 1835, the small town of Florida, Mo. witnessed the birth of its most famous son. Samuel Langhorne Clemens was welcomed into the world as the sixth child of John Marshall and Jane Lampton Clemens. Little did John and Jane know, their son Samuel would one day be known as Mark Twain - America's most famous literary icon. Samuel's father was a judge, and he built a...
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
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