Men Quotes

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

I truly believe that women should be financially independent from their men. And let's face it, money gives men the power to run the show. It gives men the power to define value. They define what's sexy. And men define what's feminine. It's ridiculous.

Women feel empowered when they can do the things that are supposed to be only for men, you know? It breaks boundaries, it's liberating, and it's empowering when you feel like, 'Well, I can do that, too.'

I listened to a lot of Michael Jackson growing up. A lot of Boyz II Men. I loved Mariah Carey. Just big vocalists. I was always that kid who just wore whatever and did whatever.

The army teaches boys to think like men.

I want women -- and men -- to feel empowered by a deeper and more psychotic part of themselves. The part they're always trying desperately to hide. I want that to become something that they cherish.

I used to be cruel to women, and physically-any woman. I was a hitter. I couldn't express myself and I hit. I fought men and I hit women. That is why I am always on about peace.

So many girls out there say, "I'm not a feminist" because they think it means something angry or disgruntled or complaining or they picture, like, rioting and picketing. It is not that at all. It just simply means that you believe that women and men should have equal rights and opportunities.

The more one thinks, the more one feels the hopeless immensity of man's ignorance.

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.

Most men judge your importance in their lives by how much you can hurt them.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.

Men are climbing to the moon, but they don't seem interested in the beating human heart.

The world is not composed of heroes and villains, but of men and women with all the passions that God has given them. The ignorant condemn, but the wise pity.

Error is the force that welds men together; truth is communicated to men only by deeds of truth.

Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us.

I often think that men don't understand what is noble and what is ignorant, though they always talk about it.