Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.