Monkey Quotes

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

I believe our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.