One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.