Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.