When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

I believe our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.