If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

You can always tell where Diana Ross has been by the hair that's left behind!