Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Mark Twain

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman