Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car.