Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.