A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

It is conceivable that I might well be reborn as a Chinese coolie. In such case I should lodge a protest.