When a man and a woman roll over each other on velvet grass in Kashmir valley, you expect them to make love - not sing in the voices of Kishore Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.