Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.