It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

A joke is a very serious thing.