Drunk Quotes

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.

I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have liked to have the boozing scholars of the Universities wheeled into line and properly chastised for their squalid misuse of what I must ever regard as a gift of the gods.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

Getting drunk, you're in complete control up to a point. It's your choice, every time you take a sip. You have a lot of small choices. It's like, I guess it's the difference between suicide and slow capitulation.

I'll be drunk again to feel a little love.

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.