By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Robert Frost

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four days.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman