I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

I have been singing randomly, obsessively, obnoxiously for as long as I can remember.

I'm growing older, but not up.

Growing older is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.