A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.

I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I am not going to protest.

The authorities liked to say that we received a balanced diet; it was indeed balanced - between the unpalatable and the inedible.