A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it wouldimprove the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.