The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.