Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

A joke is a very serious thing.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.