I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Marilyn Monroe

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.

The authorities liked to say that we received a balanced diet; it was indeed balanced - between the unpalatable and the inedible.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman