If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

George Bernard Shaw

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Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

George Bernard Shaw

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain

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I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Marilyn Monroe

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A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Eminem

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I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I am not going to protest.

Nelson Mandela

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