Joking Quotes

No, I'm not joking. I'm not joking [about serving a 3rd term as President], but it is far too early to think about it. There are, there are methods which you could do it, as you know.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

The happiness and the joy that I see in the eyes of the children. They saved my life so I want to, give it back. I'm not joking.