Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.