Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.