Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.