When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots.