When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.