I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

Marilyn Monroe

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman