I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

Marilyn Monroe

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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Charles Darwin

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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Mark Twain

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

George Bernard Shaw

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It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

Kenny Rogers

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Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

George Bernard Shaw

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