Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.