My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

You can always tell where Diana Ross has been by the hair that's left behind!