My hair grows and grows; you cannot stop it - that fellow grows, it grows wild.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.