Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

My hair grows and grows; you cannot stop it - that fellow grows, it grows wild.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.