Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.