Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.