I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.