Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.