The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Charlie Chaplin

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman