Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.