A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.