People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

Americans are funny people. First, you shock them, and then they put you in a museum.