The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.