There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Starts out slow and then fizzles out altogether.