Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

Starts out slow and then fizzles out altogether.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

Changes in lattitude. Changes in attitude.