Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

Changes in lattitude. Changes in attitude.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

Starts out slow and then fizzles out altogether.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.