Starts out slow and then fizzles out altogether.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way.

I asked the guy who made the sound effects for the radio shows how he got the sound of the electric chair and he said it was bacon sizzling. What about broken bones? The guy took out a LifeSaver and crushed it between his teeth.