There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

I asked the guy who made the sound effects for the radio shows how he got the sound of the electric chair and he said it was bacon sizzling. What about broken bones? The guy took out a LifeSaver and crushed it between his teeth.

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way.

Don't you know your imperfections is a wonderful blessing, from heaven is where you got it from.