Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.