Bacon Quotes

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that.

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.

I asked the guy who made the sound effects for the radio shows how he got the sound of the electric chair and he said it was bacon sizzling. What about broken bones? The guy took out a LifeSaver and crushed it between his teeth.