Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

Starts out slow and then fizzles out altogether.

I asked the guy who made the sound effects for the radio shows how he got the sound of the electric chair and he said it was bacon sizzling. What about broken bones? The guy took out a LifeSaver and crushed it between his teeth.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.