Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

I never play the victim, I'd rather be a stalker.

There's nobody in the business strong enough to scare me.

I don't care what people say about my relationship; I don't care what they say about my boobs. People are buying my songs; I have a sold-out tour. I'm getting incredible feedback from my music.

Leather, high heels, and a bad attitude. Here I come.

Culture changes, fashions change, customs change. Great music is immortal.